Kuch Khaas Hai...

PROJECT MANAGER, His JUNIOR ENGINEER , An Old Woman And Her Young Daughter Are Traveling In A Train And During The Course Of Time Get Themselves Introduced To Each Other And Become Temporary Friends...

The Train Goes Through A Tunnel And It Gets Completely Dark...

Suddenly There Is A Kissing Sound And Then A Slap !!!
The Train Comes Out Of The Tunnel...

The Women And The Assistant Are Sitting There Looking Perplexed...

The Manager Is Bending Over Holding His Face, Which Is Red From An Apparent Slap.
All Of Them Remain Diplomatic And Nobody Says Anything...

The Old Woman Is Thinking :
These Managers Are All Crazy After Girls. He Must Have Kissed My Daughter In The Tunnel. Very Proper That She Slapped Him...

The Young Girl Is Thinking :
The Manager Must Have Tried To Kiss Me But Kissed My Mother Instead And Got Slapped...

The Manager Is Thinking :
Damn It... My Assistant Must Have Kissed The Young Girl. She Might Have Thought It Was Me And Slapped Me...

Now Guess What The ENGINEER Is Thinking...

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Now Hold Your Breath And Read What The Assistant Is Thinking...

If This Train Goes Through Another Tunnel I Will Make Another Kissing Sound And Slap My Manager Again...
The idiot Keeps Harassing Me In The Office...!!

A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a
beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:

A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
B. 2 French men and 1 French woman
C. 2 German men and 1 German woman
D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
E. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
F. 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman
G. 2 American men and 1 American woman
H. 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman

What a Crazy coincidence!

One month later, on various parts of the island, the following was
observed:

A. One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

B. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together.

C. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they
alternate with the German woman.

D. The two Greek men are sleeping together, and the Greek woman is
cooking & cleaning for them.

E. The two Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long
look at the Polish woman, and they started swimming.

F. The two Mexican men are talking to all the other men on the island
trying to sell them the Mexican woman.

G. The two American men are contemplating suicide. The American woman is
bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how
she can do everything that they can do, about the necessity of
fulfilment, the equal division of the household chores, how her last
boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much better, and how her
relationship with her mother is improving.

H. What happened to the Indians????

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The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the
Indian woman!

Halloween is a time to shed your skin and play dress up. It's a time for spooks and scares and trick-or-treat, but most importantly, it's about the funny disguises we get to put on and the different roles we get to play. Here's a list of the wackiest and most original celebrity Halloween costumes.

Try this, it has interesting potential.

You can track people in any country via satellite by their mobile telephone - even if it is switched off.

It will locate the person and zoom in on them and you will be able to know where they are and see what they are doing.

And very useful if you suspect your partner is not telling the full story

http://www.sat-gps-locate.com/