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MANAGER, His JUNIOR ENGINEER , An Old Woman And Her Young Daughter Are
Traveling In A Train And During The Course Of Time Get Themselves
Introduced To Each Other And Become Temporary Friends...
The Train Goes Through A Tunnel And It Gets Completely Dark...
Suddenly There Is A Kissing Sound And Then A Slap !!!
The Train Comes Out Of The Tunnel...
The Women And The Assistant Are Sitting There Looking Perplexed...
The Manager Is Bending Over Holding His Face, Which Is Red From An Apparent Slap.
All Of Them Remain Diplomatic And Nobody Says Anything...
The Old Woman Is Thinking :
These Managers Are All Crazy After Girls. He Must Have Kissed My Daughter In The Tunnel. Very Proper That She Slapped Him...
The Young Girl Is Thinking :
The Manager Must Have Tried To Kiss Me But Kissed My Mother Instead And Got Slapped...
The Manager Is Thinking :
Damn It... My Assistant Must Have Kissed The Young Girl. She Might Have Thought It Was Me And Slapped Me...
Now Guess What The ENGINEER Is Thinking...
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Now Hold Your Breath And Read What The Assistant Is Thinking...
If This Train Goes Through Another Tunnel I Will Make Another Kissing Sound And Slap My Manager Again...
The idiot Keeps Harassing Me In The Office...!!
The Train Goes Through A Tunnel And It Gets Completely Dark...
Suddenly There Is A Kissing Sound And Then A Slap !!!
The Train Comes Out Of The Tunnel...
The Women And The Assistant Are Sitting There Looking Perplexed...
The Manager Is Bending Over Holding His Face, Which Is Red From An Apparent Slap.
All Of Them Remain Diplomatic And Nobody Says Anything...
The Old Woman Is Thinking :
These Managers Are All Crazy After Girls. He Must Have Kissed My Daughter In The Tunnel. Very Proper That She Slapped Him...
The Young Girl Is Thinking :
The Manager Must Have Tried To Kiss Me But Kissed My Mother Instead And Got Slapped...
The Manager Is Thinking :
Damn It... My Assistant Must Have Kissed The Young Girl. She Might Have Thought It Was Me And Slapped Me...
Now Guess What The ENGINEER Is Thinking...
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.
Now Hold Your Breath And Read What The Assistant Is Thinking...
If This Train Goes Through Another Tunnel I Will Make Another Kissing Sound And Slap My Manager Again...
The idiot Keeps Harassing Me In The Office...!!
Its possible only in INDIA
A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a
beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:
A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
B. 2 French men and 1 French woman
C. 2 German men and 1 German woman
D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
E. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
F. 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman
G. 2 American men and 1 American woman
H. 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman
What a Crazy coincidence!
One month later, on various parts of the island, the following was
observed:
A. One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
B. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together.
C. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they
alternate with the German woman.
D. The two Greek men are sleeping together, and the Greek woman is
cooking & cleaning for them.
E. The two Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long
look at the Polish woman, and they started swimming.
F. The two Mexican men are talking to all the other men on the island
trying to sell them the Mexican woman.
G. The two American men are contemplating suicide. The American woman is
bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how
she can do everything that they can do, about the necessity of
fulfilment, the equal division of the household chores, how her last
boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much better, and how her
relationship with her mother is improving.
H. What happened to the Indians????
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The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the
Indian woman!
beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:
A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
B. 2 French men and 1 French woman
C. 2 German men and 1 German woman
D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
E. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
F. 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman
G. 2 American men and 1 American woman
H. 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman
What a Crazy coincidence!
One month later, on various parts of the island, the following was
observed:
A. One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
B. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together.
C. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they
alternate with the German woman.
D. The two Greek men are sleeping together, and the Greek woman is
cooking & cleaning for them.
E. The two Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long
look at the Polish woman, and they started swimming.
F. The two Mexican men are talking to all the other men on the island
trying to sell them the Mexican woman.
G. The two American men are contemplating suicide. The American woman is
bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how
she can do everything that they can do, about the necessity of
fulfilment, the equal division of the household chores, how her last
boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much better, and how her
relationship with her mother is improving.
H. What happened to the Indians????
scroll down......
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The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the
Indian woman!
Halloween Costumes For Celebrities
Halloween is a time to shed your skin and play dress up. It's a time for spooks and scares and trick-or-treat, but most importantly, it's about the funny disguises we get to put on and the different roles we get to play. Here's a list of the wackiest and most original celebrity Halloween costumes.
1. Blake Lively and Martha Stewart as Cleopatra and Medus
a respectively. An odd combination these but Martha Stewart definitely wins this one.
1. Blake Lively and Martha Stewart as Cleopatra and Medus
2. Christian Siriano as Cruella De Vil.
3. Gwen Stefani as Cinderella, not so original but still very neatly put together.
4. Seal and Heidi Klum who is clearly a favourite on this list but you have to admire her determination to outshine herself each year.
5. Heidi Klum in his inventive meat suit.
6. Janet Jackson looks ever so pretty even as a man.
7. Jennifer Love Hewitt and her beau as Brangelina. This wins the vite for funniest Halloween costume
8. Kate Beckinsale and her beau as Frankenstein and his bride.
9. The voluptuous Kim Kardashian as Poison ivy is the closest resemblance to the actual movie character.
10. Matt Lauer as Paris Hilton. We have to give him points for effort, it's definitely a laugh riot.
11. Michelle Tractenberg as Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas.
12. Nina Dobrev as Hermione is one of the coolest because she got her pals Ron and Harry to come along too.
Track Anyone From Their Mobile Number
Try this, it has interesting potential.
You can track people in any country via satellite by their mobile telephone - even if it is switched off.
It will locate the person and zoom in on them and you will be able to know where they are and see what they are doing.
And very useful if you suspect your partner is not telling the full story
You can track people in any country via satellite by their mobile telephone - even if it is switched off.
It will locate the person and zoom in on them and you will be able to know where they are and see what they are doing.
And very useful if you suspect your partner is not telling the full story
http://www.sat-gps-locate.com/
Why Newton Committed Sucide..? Because of Rajnikanth
Here is the reason why Newton committed suicide.....
Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.
In the movie of Rajnikant, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:
1) Rajnikant has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajnikant is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajnikant!
2) In another movie, Rajnikant is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajnikant has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
3) Rajnikant is chased by a gangster. Rajnikant has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajnikant opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... the gangster dies...
This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!
The 'climax' finally arrives.
Rajnikant gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajnikant can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajnikant has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax.
(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)
Rajnikant suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
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